runs-on-reindeer:

When my sister was in the Marines some little shit told her to make him a sandwich so she went to his boss and they used money from the asshole’s next paycheck to order subs for the entire squadron

(Source: runs-on-ramen, via ay-amigo)

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos, via happiest)

rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

(via ay-amigo)

lamelohan:

me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out

(via ay-amigo)

bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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(via na-turalbliss)